kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

As adults, we try to develop the character traits that would have rescued our parents.
Alain de Botton (via liberatingreality)



thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

(Source: aryanstark)








AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

This shit is my favorite



helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 



hellanerd:

How to eat salad.

That’s why I’m so harsh, because I’m so sensitive.
Tupac (via insignif)

🙌

(via kfacun20)




lvrnx:

I’m kinda clingy once I get attached and I kinda expect you to reassure me and shit and tell me you care and remind me that you won’t leave because then if you don’t I just get annoyed and then I overthink everything and yeah it’s stupid but that’s how I am and I just care and I just want to know feelings are mutual and that you care too. I don’t want to have to wonder. Don’t keep me guessing, but most of all don’t waste my time.



hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed